Wednesday, May 20, 2009

 

Geritol drink recipes?




Neat? Rocks? GeritOld-fashioned? Geritol Wallbanger? Geritol shot-and-a-beer? Geritini?

I'm feelin' like I ought to be one of the sick-n-shut-in. Just pooped plumb out.

--ER

# by Erudite Redneck @ 2:58 PM. CLICK COMMENTS TO GIVE YOUR OPINION>
Comments:
Yor Daddy used it every spring to shake off the winter lag ass blues.
# posted by Anonymous Brudder : 5:20 PM
 
Some humble submissions:

Traditionals:
Gin and Geritonic
Jack and Choke
With Tequilla: Margheritol
With Tomato juice: Bloody Geri

Old School:
With Scotch, Drambuie: Rusty Male

Exotic:
With Vodka, Curacao: Grey Whale
With Peach Schnapps, Vodka: Impotence on the Beach

Medicinal:
With a Milk of Magnesia Chaser: Mudslide

Can one get "Geri-Goggles" where the nearest bingo parlor looks like the Playboy Mansion?
# posted by Blogger Doc : 6:37 PM
 
Brudder: Daddy was smart to get around the prevailing Baptist sensibilities! :-)

Doc: LOL, those are great!
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 9:42 PM
 
Geritol and Goldschlager: Golden Oldie

Geritol and OJ: Early Bird Special

Geritol and Old Charter: Sinking Ship

Geritol and Gin, with olives and olive juice: Dirty Old Man

Geritol chaser with St Pauli Girl: Nurse!
# posted by Anonymous LeeLee : 11:23 AM
 
LOL, LeeLee!

The Dirty Old Man is a scream.
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 12:24 PM
 
LOL "Nurse!" is Dr. ER's favorite.
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 9:27 PM
 
On the Dirty Old Man, I would stuff a Viagra in the olive (in lieu of a Pimento)
# posted by Anonymous MC501 : 5:59 PM
 
Shot of Geritol with a Beer Chaser: Pacemaker
# posted by Anonymous MC501 : 6:03 PM
 
vodka and geritol = slow driver
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:34 PM
 
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