Saturday, December 06, 2008

 

Christmas shoppin' at the Ace Hardware



Bought one of these today for a Christmas present. Regular ERdites might could guess who for. :-)

--ER

Comments:
Rudy,

You dont know me goodnuf to put me on your x-mas list, but could you least hit me over the head withit?

WTL, MD
 
LOL. A certain hairy-legged boy of my acquantaince ...
 
Rubber anvils are funnier.
 
So what is it??!!!
 
tis a rubber mallet. Every well-appointed workshop has one.
 
It's what rednecks use to eat crawdads.
 
Or crack pecans!
 
or fight off ol' man Perkins' emus
 
Some parts of the country, particularly in the Ozarks, that there device is known as a woman-gitter.

(Somebody run tell Feodor that I've done come out of the sexist-misogynistic closet, so he can preach us three or a dozen sermons on it!)
 
"Some parts of the country, particularly in the Ozarks, that there device is known as a woman-gitter."

I thought that was the sixteen ounce ball-peen...

Oh lord. My brain has been corrupted. this is what I get for hanging out with a bunch of theists.
 
Is that to squash crabs with?

I'll bet it is NAsCAR related.

Wait, no, it is a p...s flattener?
 
Too used to visit Ace Hardware for home appliances.
 
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