Saturday, December 06, 2008

 

Christmas shoppin' at the Ace Hardware



Bought one of these today for a Christmas present. Regular ERdites might could guess who for. :-)

--ER

# by Erudite Redneck @ 6:52 PM. CLICK COMMENTS TO GIVE YOUR OPINION>
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Rudy,

You dont know me goodnuf to put me on your x-mas list, but could you least hit me over the head withit?

WTL, MD
# posted by Blogger Dr. Bill Loney : 9:27 PM
 
LOL. A certain hairy-legged boy of my acquantaince ...
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 9:59 PM
 
Rubber anvils are funnier.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:45 AM
 
So what is it??!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:29 PM
 
tis a rubber mallet. Every well-appointed workshop has one.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:18 PM
 
It's what rednecks use to eat crawdads.
# posted by Blogger Doc : 9:42 PM
 
Or crack pecans!
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 9:49 PM
 
or fight off ol' man Perkins' emus
# posted by Blogger Dr. Bill Loney : 10:11 PM
 
Some parts of the country, particularly in the Ozarks, that there device is known as a woman-gitter.

(Somebody run tell Feodor that I've done come out of the sexist-misogynistic closet, so he can preach us three or a dozen sermons on it!)
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 5:58 AM
 
"Some parts of the country, particularly in the Ozarks, that there device is known as a woman-gitter."

I thought that was the sixteen ounce ball-peen...

Oh lord. My brain has been corrupted. this is what I get for hanging out with a bunch of theists.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:19 AM
 
Is that to squash crabs with?

I'll bet it is NAsCAR related.

Wait, no, it is a p...s flattener?
# posted by Blogger drlobojo : 12:32 AM
 
Too used to visit Ace Hardware for home appliances.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:08 AM
 
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