Rev. Erudite Redneck, B.S., B.S., M.A., M.Div.

Re: "Your Creation Museum Report"

Alley Oop knows.

http://lobojosden.blogspot.com/2007/05/alley-oop-lives-see-genesis-chptrs-1-11.html

Loved the review, it was so objective. I really have to go there. I bet Junior The Bear would like it too. He got a big buzz out of the Creationist Dinosaur Museum in Cabazon, California. Fatman, are you out there? Junior needs to go here.
Seriously, take him. Hell, I'll even pay for it.
 

Hi, my name is Kirsten, and I'm a lolcat junkie.

:-)

Seriously (well, sort of), if you want to see some great lolcats, go here: http://icanhascheezburger.com/
 

The best part of the wiki on LOLcats? The little note at the end that says they're translating the Bible into lolspeak.

In the spirit of the season, here's their take on Luke 2:8-21

"8 Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring. srsly.9 An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!!10 But teh angel sed, "is ok, you can has gud news for all teh doodz!11 Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t!12 Is sign fer u, find da baybee wrapd like brrito in a big fud dish."13 An suddenly, moar angelz! They sez, 14 "w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs! Kthxbai." 15 An when da angelz go invisible again, sheep-doodz sed, "sweet, nao we find teh brrito-baybee sayvur!"16 So dey left da sheeps (sheeps r vry borng) and found Joe an Mary and da baybee in da fud dish.17 An when dey saw it wuz baybee an not brrito, they told evrywun he wuz kewl,18 An all teh doodz who herd were lyke, "neat-o brrito!"19 An Mary wuz lyke, "o rly?"20 Teh sheep-doodz sed, "Yay fer Ceiling Cat! Was not invisible brrito!"21 On dai noomber ate, it wuz tiem 2 circumcize him (iz laik getting fixd) an they called him Jesus, 'coz teh angel sed it wuz a kewl name."

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

That pretty much made my week. Kthxbai
 

That's GREAT!!! I hurt something LOLing!

Ceiling Cat rulz!

And this is priceless! "it wuz tiem 2 circumcize him (iz laik getting fixd) ..." HOOT!

Thanks for that, Alan! :-)
 

Maybe my sense of humor isn't as fine-tuned as others around here, but the whole LOL thing, cat or otherwise, just leaves me scratching my head in puzzlement. Ah, well. I certainly won't rain on anyone's parade; if it makes you laugh, by God, LAUGH!!!

I did love the review of the Creation Museum. The first sentence is one of the best I have ever read.

What if the entire thing were a put on? A big joke to make creationists think they really had something? Now THAT would be LOL!
 

Not funny?

Mai Ceiling Cat fergivz yer blasfemeh, Geoffrey. :)
 

FLASH! A breaking report from the REAL WORLD:

GKS was quoted as saying: "What if the entire thing were a put on?"

Of course he was only referring to the Creation Museum, not that it's all, make that IT IS ALL A PUT ON.

Science included....
Nothing is as it seems, I mean take the Cosmos for example. Skipping over the middle ages....Up till the 1930s the Cosmos consisted of the Milky Way and a few outlying stars. So we made a BIG telescope and guess what, we had to add several Billion galaxies like the Milky-way to the Cosmos. Then come the Bell labs and they discover the "bath of light" which leads to the edge of everything and the Big Bang. Billions and billions and billions says Carl Sagan and all by random. Why random? Why not a deity with a sense of humor and a whole lot of time on his er her hands? And now we find out that that's all wrong and worse than that, that all we thought was the Cosmos is only 4% of the Cosmos and we don't even have a hypothesis about what the other 96%is.

Man no wonder these literalist run over to the Bible and cuddle up with the second chapter of Genesis (notice they always skip the first creations story in chapter one).
After this last "revelation" of science I kinda felt like joining them. I was feeling like Schrodinger's Cat not sure if I were here or not here or which here it was the dead or the live one.

It is all a put on. We all pretend (except mathematicians and I don't know what they are doing anymore). Thing is we know our myths are myths and we will discard them for myths closer to what may be the truth when we need to. They (them literalist) on the other hand have the truth and create myths to explain it and will never ever reject their myths.
It's all a put on, even Rush Limbaugh.

96%, boy that leaves room for a lot of stuff.
 

Oh shoot, I wuz skooped. I was going to refer you to this:
1 Corinthians 13
 

I checked out Lolcats "Bible" and Genesis 1&2 chapters.
I have to say I admire the term "Ceiling Cat". It is so....so.... metaphorical. I may steal the term and use it. It ...is... so... well right for one point of view.
 

IT IS ALL REAL.
 

Trixie, that is so cool I can't even say how cool it is.

"i are becom liek teh human, knockin down all teh potz n panz frm teh shelf, srsly .."

That's me! LOLOL
 

ER said: "IT IS ALL REAL."

Matthew 13:11-13