Wednesday, December 28, 2005

 

Herdin' cats

This is the best cat commercial EVER.

(Video. Thanks to Drlobojo.)

Herdin' cats!

--ER

# by Erudite Redneck @ 2:13 PM. CLICK COMMENTS TO GIVE YOUR OPINION>
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That just about scared the fool out of me -- I had clicked on the link and while it was opening the phone rang. I minimized the screen in case I had to go to my Word program to make notes ... suddenly I started hearing this voice with the music... YIKES! I've lost a few lives.
# posted by Blogger Trixie : 5:09 PM
 
Branding time must be a real bitch!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:10 PM
 
Love it!!! Just like trying to get students to submit all required items on time.
# posted by Blogger RussianViolets : 6:21 PM
 
Looks like quality target practice to me.
# posted by Blogger Teditor : 7:49 PM
 
Hey, Anon. Branding time's no trouble. Where you'd rope and flank a calf, all you have to do with cats is run a lasso under their hind legs and lift 'em up off the ground. Then you dangle a rope to where they can dig their front claws in, and they stretch because they can't get their claws out of the rope, so you tag 'em right there on the hip.

They'll sqawk right loud, but it's all over in a matter of seconds. Then you release 'em and aim your shotgun.

:-)
# posted by Blogger Teditor : 8:30 PM
 
Branding's not a problem as teditor said, but nut cutting time,well that's another story.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:32 PM
 
Sorry, Doc, but we don't geld our cats on the Teditor Ranch. Nah, after branding, we release 'em. If they can outrun the shotgun blasts, they earn the right to breed. :-)
# posted by Blogger Teditor : 7:24 AM
 
Teditor, you need a butt load of rock salt. You, you, catist!
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 7:27 AM
 
Catalyst, sir. Catalyst.
# posted by Blogger Teditor : 9:47 AM
 
If you don't geld your male cats how do you ever get them fat enough to sell to the ChungKing packing plant?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:33 PM
 
For meow meow gai pan!

(Rimshot!)

Kitty chow mane!

(Rimshot!)

A mew-mew platter!

(Rimshot!)

Ha! I got a million of 'em! ... Just flew in from Dallas. Boy are my arms tired!
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 3:48 PM
 
There're always those really good shots where you bust a cap in their ... cajones. That works.
# posted by Blogger Teditor : 4:23 PM
 
ER, they are use mostly in Catonese foods.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:19 AM
 
Herdin' Cats? Hey! You linked to the video on my webpage! How about some props for the file and the bandwidth?

Anode Eledar
(yes, I'm positive)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:54 PM
 
Yikes! I'm not very smart about these things, sorry! Will fix asap.
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 2:33 PM
 
they don't call 'em "cattle" fer nuthin'....

KEvron
# posted by Blogger KEvron : 12:07 AM
 
That's I herd ...
# posted by Blogger Erudite Redneck : 7:57 AM
 
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