Wednesday, July 13, 2005
"Feed mayonnaise to tuna fish!"
An unfortunate typo when trying to go to Mapquest to find the distance from Oklahoma City to Stratford, Okla. -- site of the 28th annual Stratford Peach Festival (car show, good eating, rodeo and general wingding) this Saturday -- has given me an idea for a searchable database for the best strip clubs in the country:
Lapquest.
Not that I've ever availed myself of such an establishment. Not when I was an aging bachelor. Livin' alone. Committed to what our Native American friends called "the chase." But of a different kind. In Texas. Not me.
I have read about such, however.
--ER
A coveted Redneck Point to anyone who can identify the movie and the circumstances of the quote in the headline!
Lapquest.
Not that I've ever availed myself of such an establishment. Not when I was an aging bachelor. Livin' alone. Committed to what our Native American friends called "the chase." But of a different kind. In Texas. Not me.
I have read about such, however.
--ER
A coveted Redneck Point to anyone who can identify the movie and the circumstances of the quote in the headline!
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How about "Officer and a Gentleman," with Louis Gossett Jr.'s character really givin' it to Mayo?
Am I close?
Am I close?
Michael Keaton's character was a "big idea man" and had ideas such as edible food wrappers. The feeding mayo to the tuna fish line he was speaking into a tape recorder, followed up with "CALL STARKIST!"
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