Friday, August 27, 2004

 

NASCAR High Holy Day Eve

Special to NASCAR Believers: Junior won the Busch race tonight. Lordy, me and the redheads are as tickled as if one of us'd won a $100 scratch-off in Texas. Even the dogs sense that there has been a right fine start to the NASCAR High Holy Day Weekend. We further note that we reckon Marvin Truex Jr. needs to lose a few races and get some DNFs so he can appreciate 7th place at Bristol.

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Comments:
Forgive me for asking, but I'm not up on my NASCAR etiquette. Are we supposed to send cards for this holiday? Presents?
 
Nah, just spit yer Copenhagen into a bottle, and you'll be fine.

Oh, and blow the froth off a Busch beer to wash 'er down.
 
OK. I thought I might have to get a bag of pork rinds gift wrapped.
 
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Actually knowing a few of these folks, I think you can do about anything you want to celebrate as long as you put your right hand over your heart and pledge allegiance to Dale Sr.

Am I close, ER?
 
One of them combo meat-meat Slim Jim packs'll do.
 
Well, that shows my incoinations. Supposed to've been meat-cheese combo pack.
 
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