Friday, August 28, 2009


Who'll care for the critters Left Behind??

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

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$110 per pet, paid in advance. I smell a business opportunity.
This is hilarious. And Nan's right--some serious money could be made off this.
Damn, why didn't I think of this?
It is not too late to start a competing business. Hell, I'll do it for $99 flat rate, and all pets in the home up to five, and then $5for each additional pet. It's not too late.
I do believe you have enhance my retirement income and a legacy for my unbeliever children. My lawyer is looking into this.
You know, there's a commercial agriculture opportunity here. Somebody's gonna need to keep a whole bunch of cows fed.
My guess is there might be far more ranchers left behind than we think.

Yeah, this is pretty much a scam in the offing. If I weren't so scrupulously honest, I probably could have thought of something like this.

BTW, word verification is "braliess". Make of that what you will.
I just assumed my cats would be raptured with me.

And clearly, since they think they're gods, they think so too.

Seems to me the bigger concern is whether, once we get there, the cats will let us in. My advice: bring tuna.
OK, that's funny.
I don't think of it as a scam. It is just two strong belief systems cooperating for mutual benefit on the Capitalist plain of agnosticism.

Rapture: The pets get taken care of and the atheist providers make some cash.

No Rapture: The Rapturist have their concerns for their pets alleviated while they are waiting for the rapture and the atheist providers make some cash.

Win-win in my book.
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