Thursday, July 30, 2009
Hank Williams Jr. makes a good point: Why can't President Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sgt. James Crowley just get a long -- neck!
Good luck with the Presidential Brew-haha, y'all!
Redneck peace overtures are the best kinda peace overtures!
"Why Can't We All Just Get a Longneck?"
by Bocephus
There’s crime in the city streets
Always trouble in the middle east
How do we let things get so out of hand
Just watching the evening news
That would give anybody the blues
The more I know, I think, the less I understand
Chorus:
Oh, why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along might be
I’d like to buy the world a round
In a honky tonk on neutral ground
Where we can see inside we’re all the same
Pop a top and let the good times pour
‘Til we forget what we’re fighting for
I’ll ask again could someone please explain?
Chorus:
Oh why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along might be
And different as we may be
We’re all one big family
Can’t we just agree we’re gonna disagree?!
Chorus:
Oh why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along can be
And see how good getting along could be
Que Pasa!!!!!
--ER
Redneck peace overtures are the best kinda peace overtures!
"Why Can't We All Just Get a Longneck?"
by Bocephus
There’s crime in the city streets
Always trouble in the middle east
How do we let things get so out of hand
Just watching the evening news
That would give anybody the blues
The more I know, I think, the less I understand
Chorus:
Oh, why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along might be
I’d like to buy the world a round
In a honky tonk on neutral ground
Where we can see inside we’re all the same
Pop a top and let the good times pour
‘Til we forget what we’re fighting for
I’ll ask again could someone please explain?
Chorus:
Oh why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along might be
And different as we may be
We’re all one big family
Can’t we just agree we’re gonna disagree?!
Chorus:
Oh why can’t we all just get a long neck?
And make a toast to peace and harmony
Why Why why cant we all just get a long neck?
See how good gettin’ along can be
And see how good getting along could be
Que Pasa!!!!!
--ER
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I reckon that wuz pretty slick by ol' BO...he can kind relax some of the frizzinatin bout all this and get some good PR pointys to boot...but I also reckon he gonna piss some of the lefty protesters off who aint got 'nough mileage out of it yet.
Ahh...Bocephus...the anthem singer for bib o'rall wearers such as me, and the bars n stars personified for most that's not...cant wait to hear some of the far reachin preachy pontifications made by some of the bloveatin residentials.
(Rudy, you's the man)
In the meantime, try sticken some 'Dinosaur' us for listnins, ceptin you fear protestinators.
Far as the copper and skip, dont cuff n stuff a feller 'fore you get all the yak yak...and dont get all psycho with barney 'fore he gets the yak yak...course, I been heater whipped and taserized by the five-0 in 13 states for various misdemeanorins and illegalizins... on my own propertys, not only has I been stomped on by the Roscos, but by the mail-lady, a census taker, the 1st baptist womens missionary union, a kirby vac saleman & some x-mas songy-singers. Hell, I want my invitee fors a longnecker too!!
(and some healthy-karen)
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Ahh...Bocephus...the anthem singer for bib o'rall wearers such as me, and the bars n stars personified for most that's not...cant wait to hear some of the far reachin preachy pontifications made by some of the bloveatin residentials.
(Rudy, you's the man)
In the meantime, try sticken some 'Dinosaur' us for listnins, ceptin you fear protestinators.
Far as the copper and skip, dont cuff n stuff a feller 'fore you get all the yak yak...and dont get all psycho with barney 'fore he gets the yak yak...course, I been heater whipped and taserized by the five-0 in 13 states for various misdemeanorins and illegalizins... on my own propertys, not only has I been stomped on by the Roscos, but by the mail-lady, a census taker, the 1st baptist womens missionary union, a kirby vac saleman & some x-mas songy-singers. Hell, I want my invitee fors a longnecker too!!
(and some healthy-karen)
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