Monday, May 04, 2009

 

So let it be written, so let it be done (eventually)

Oh, boy. I've went and done it. I've done gone went and done it now! Hoo boy. Hoo hoo.

I have done went and already started a writin' project I first thought of eight years ago, but then got sidetracked from by that little ol' master's degree for three years, and have let one thing or another keep me from it for the past five.

But I have commenced it.

Two words:

Redneck.

Bible.

First-draft example e-mailed on request.

--ER

Comments:
Oh, come on. Why be shy? No one will judge. At least no one you can't defend yourself against.
 
Not shy! It's gonna be copyrighted material when I'm done, and I don't want nobody a-swipin' it.
 
Ah, and thus the Erudite to the Redneck.
 
LOL, well, I ain't doin' this for my health!
 
I'd love to see what you got going...

paynehollow at yahoo

I guess you're familiar with Clarence Jordan's "Cotton Patch Gospels"? Available here
 
Ooooh! Can I see?
 
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. Pretty please with sugar and whupped cream.
 
put us on request list...
mr bbs
 
Don't forget to include the book of Hezekiah.

You know the guy who wrote:
"Beware of the woman who lives on the hill. She is not on the level."
 
Troubling! I sent out a half-dozen e-mails and have gotten zero feedback. Wait, Dan thought it was a good start. ... Either it's too over the top or too boring. What?
 
hit me up!

llindon at lancasterseminary dot edu
 
AWESOME! Can't wait for the rest. I can just see the opening line of Genesis: "Way back when, when God was fixin' to make some stuff, there tweren't nothin' near 'tall." Or something like that. I don't really speak proper Redneck myself.

Seriously, it's too good not to finish and offer around. Some might think it a joke, but I think it's great.
 
LOL Thanks!


Genesis ...

First rattle out of the chute, God whupped up some heavens and this here ol' earth. ... He eyeballed it and figgered it was right fine and dandy!

:-)
 
Just finished reading it and love it!
 
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