Thursday, October 30, 2008
'Satan-Biden 2008' Hoo boy!
They're losin' it over there -- losin' whatever frail grasp they ever had on reality.
Neil spreads plain old manure, "in Jesus's name," of course. (Be sure to click on "Spiked! Stories the media is sitting on until after the election."
EL promotes "Satan-Biden 2008." This is Blowhardery cubed.
EL incites violence against Sen. Obama by repeatedly calling him a "murderer" -- and I hope the Secret Service is monitoring him. And I'm not kidding. If it's not criminal to say stuff like that, and keep saying it, then it should be -- because in the current climate, it definitely is shouting fire in a theater, and EL should be ashamed.
Mark's place is a veritable salad bar of inanity, more so than usual. Several recent posts. I'm tellin' they're gettin' plumb hysterical.
Now, to be fair, I've seen plenty of us liberals go a little crazy regarding the Shrub, on occasion. The difference is that we (in general) don't have guns.
But to get this worked up about McCain, who they hate anyway?! Epic fail.
Some of those folks appear to be, if not yet actually deranged and honestly a real danger to others, then certainly on their way. Thank gods they live far, far from me. (An observation that I have no doubt would, alas, please them immensely.)
(However, the Satan/Biden thing isn't that bad. The real problem is that it just isn't funny. Honestly, I think they're not even trying anymore. That's the problem with the fundie fringe ... they literally have zero sense of humor. Now the "Geezer/Dingbat" signs done up like McCain/Palin signs are funny because they play on actual characteristics of the people they're lampooning. Calling Palin, "Caribou Barbie" is friggin' hilarious, again, because it actually refers to her attributes. But Satan? Meh. It just doesn't bring the funny.
How about Jughead? Jughead/Biden might be funny. Jughead/Blockhead? Or how about something like, "Messiah/Buffoon" See, that's playing on jokes that are already made about Obama/Biden. The Satan thing isn't offensive ... well it's an offense to those of us that appreciate clever humor, but only because it's just so sad and lame.
BTW, you realize now that you've linked to HWMNBN he's going to absolutely loose his mind because you linked to him, right? I link to him every once in a while, just to push his buttons, mostly because 1) it's so easy, and 2) he falls for it every single time, spinning bigger and bigger webs full of the crazy.
Then, even more fun, he obsessively clicks over to my blog to see what people are saying about him. (Amusing since, because he thinks my blog is pornographic, I end up getting him to click over to what he considers a gay porn site like 20 times a gay ... er I mean day. (But he's, you know, totally straight.)
I totally pwned him this week, it was classic. LOL :) So stay tuned to his blog and watch the fun! :)
I like coming up with nicknames for Neil; just so he knows I still care. (I see he calls us enemies now. You think he has some sort of Nixonian enemies list? Are we ranked? I'm competitive, how do I get to the top of the list?)
And, it amuses me that, like a fish, he just keeps rising to cheap bait. LOL
Yeah, that's the saddest part. It's a sign of paranoia -- or self-importance. That might be two sides of the same coin in this case.
I like fussing with Neil. But he's been dishonest with me. He danced around it and played with words -- supreme irony for one who hangs so much on WORDS -- but the fact remains that I don't trust him.
Fact is I don't trust anyone who "moderates" comments for content rather than "bad language" or some such. It is his bloggy right -- but it makes him real small. And untrustable, in my book.
But Neil as Voldemort? Naaah. Neil is Dobby, maybe. He's his own house elf.
Professor Umbridge: "You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?”
"But you were unsuccessful?"
Heh. That kills me every time.
You know, I know she won't do it, but a series of books on what happens to Harry Potter in the intervening years leading up to the Epilogue in the last volume would be interesting. Something tells me that, even with Voldemort dead, there would be all sorts of problems to deal with.
Wow, this is all off topic.
Hey, Anon: You've never had yer ass kicked until you've had it kicked by a liberal redneck, a queer Calvinist, a pissed-off former seminarian, and a Vietnam vet yellow dog with blood on his conscience.
Say something or shut the FUCK up.
(I must be at the end of some ropes.)
I have to share this. My word verification is (drumroll)
So be it.
I can stand a little more blood on my conscience for a good cause.
Alan said, "The difference is that we (in general) don't have guns."
Having HAD a stalker or two (or three, depending on how you count) I decided that I didn't want to risk that he might actually feel stalked...so must I just usually use a euphanism and and them people know where to go to find out what I am talking about.
We could always call him "That One" apparently that is no big deal and completely harmless.
And my 11-year-old heard on MPR that Obama supports gun ownership, although he is soft on assault weapons, and my 11-year-old said
"You can buy assault weapons?"
He both wanted one and thought it was a bad idea to let anyone have one.
I pointed out that they were modified so that they were not fully automatic. he then wondered if it was possible to, individually after purchas, re-modify them back to being fully automatic.
I answered that it was possible, but not legal.
It will be interesting where he comes down on the issue when he thinks it completely through.
Either way, he's still probama...despite disagreeing with him on abortion.
(Not that there's anything at all "wussy" about staying anonymous, Mr/Ms. Anonymous. Really, you do make this way too easy.)
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Where's the ***SPOILER ALERT*** before that comment? Have you no decency sir? At long last have you no decency?
I, however, prefer to hunt them with my trusty Ford F150. It's more reliable.
I think I'd be far more interested in learning how to shoot a bow than a gun. Then I could pretend to be an elf.