Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Eames and Ice-T's Excellent Adventure
"The Day the Cat Stood Still" -- Ice-T channels aliens.
"My daddy and That Lady sure love us, not to be cat people," Ice-T says from his hotel hidey hole.
"So, I'm on the bathroom sink -- what's the big deal?" Eames wonders seconds before Dr. ER scolds her outta there. I swear, that girlcat should be wearin' Daisy Duke shorts and a short-cut T-shirt with a pack of Marlboro reds rolled up in a sleeve. She is B.A.D. bad.
"I'm so glad That Lady brought this 'little blanky' (it's a dish towel!) from home!" Ice-T says.
"I have lost control of my cats and my life has become unmanageable." Accepting you are a cat person will be far better for you.