Tuesday, July 15, 2008

 

Britches button blowout

Had to run to the house and get in a different pair.

And in an unrelated development, I've decided to get back on the treadmill and resume Jared's Subway diet. I'm still 18 pounds lighter than at my peak, but I'm 10 pounds heavier than at my low (modern).

That is all.

--ER

Comments:
Unrelated, huh? I understand that. In an unrelated development, my smaller jeans seem to have shrunk in the dryer the last time I washed them. So I'll be eating salads and cantaloupe for a while until they stretch back out properly.
 
You grok.
 
I drive by the Doctor's Weight Loss Center every day on my way to work. I can hear the Phentermine singing.

I have peaked and I must.do.something.NOW.

Eating ice cream is not the solution, she said, spoon midair.
 
I miss my ol' buddy Mr. Phentermine. My plan is to get back down to 265 on my own, then ask Mr. P. to render assistance.
 
I empathize. I bought a smokin' hot dress today that's only slightly too snug. That is, I can wear it out on a date, but I can't have dinner in it. So I need to do the same as you.

I'm thinking of taking up running. How one does that from the couch, though, is a mystery to me.
 
My joggin' days are way behind me. Did that some in my late 20s, and my knees still haven't forgiven me.
 
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