Monday, June 09, 2008

 

FARCE Nooz & the fist bump of 2008

Idiots. How do writers for Saturday Night Live make it when Faux News preempts whjat used to be SNL's best kind of material?



--ER

Comments:
ER - Surely by now you have seen the Bill Moyers video with a producer from bill olielly show. Look it up on youtube, it is worth a look at a master of fact taking on a farcical attack dude.
 
Hidy, Jim. It is up next on Olbermann. My breath is bated.
 
Seen it now.

O'Reilly is just another buffoon when he's on the air; he's a real chickenshit when he sends even lesser tools to do his hatchet jobs for him.
 
Oy. Couldn't watch the whole video cuz couldn't get past the whole what-happened-to-a-hug bit. Ummm...like that wasn't what they were doing just prior to the fist bump?
 
Honestly, I didn't see anything particularly bad here, except that this hardly qualifies as news. A few thoughts:
It's a nice gesture, and that shouldn't be hard to figure out. You'd have to stretch to call it anything but.
It's a heluva lot better than seeing Tipper and Al snogging.
It's great pub for Obama. Scores him more points, even on the Fox news audience.
 
Hmmm, that didn't look like a pat on the back there just as Michelle was walking off. I think he was a bit south of there...
 
It was the "terrorism" reference that makes this a stupid nooz "report."

He was a tad south. That'll get him points, too.
 
LOL, I thought it was a bit south. Good for them :) But will they make out at the convention, a la the Gores? That's what I want to see. It's just not a convention for me unless that's happening.

I was totally doing the terrorist fist jab at church bowling league on Sunday night, about a dozen times. But what else can you expect from a libber church like that? :P
 
"It was the "terrorism" reference that makes this a stupid nooz "report.""

Point goes to ER. (Although I was referring to the report in its entirety)
The stupid Fox bimbette got her talking points screwed up. She should have said "Gangsta" fist bump. "Terrorist" is only in reference to "Hussein."
The terrorists prefer the wrestling-grip-man-hug, except during workday, when the "down-low-five" is considered business appropriate.
 
I think the "wrestling-grip man hug" must be a variation on what Dr. ER calls the we're-hugging-each-other-but-we're-hitting-each-other-man-hug."
 
Apologizing for this in advance, but between the Sex Kitten post and the "Bush misstatements on prewar Iraq? No sh-t!" post, this has to be said:

After all President Bush has done, lo, these long years, he never even gave us a reach-around*.

Talk about gettin' gypped.


*Five Coveted ER Points to the first person to name the '80s movie and circumstance that put "reach-around" into the general public lexicon, at least for a while.
 
"Five Coveted ER Points to the first person to name the '80s movie and circumstance that put "reach-around" into the general public lexicon, at least for a while."

I'm going to go with "Full Metal Jacket."
 
Ah, forgot the circumstance. Drill Sergent. After the line "the only thing to come out of Texas..." You look like the guy who'd f___ a guy and not have the courtesy to give him a reach around- or something like that.
 
Five Coveted ER Points to the Doc in Ol' Virginny!

It's a great, violent line in a great violent movie (and I'm not a violence nut):

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f--- a person in the ass and not even have the g----- common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

Special place in my memories for that flick, Doc. I saw it in D.C. at the theater in spring '87, when I was a congressional intern.
 
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