Monday, March 10, 2008
Monday Inspiration
This just gives me a big ol' lump in my throat. (Apologies to Carrie Underwood!)
--ER
The real one: :-)
--ER
The real one: :-)
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I heard this song when it first came out and it reminded me of a bumper sticker riff on a stupid old saying, "If Jesus is your co-pilot, change seats."
The parody - must be a redneck thing (although the guys flouncing in slow-mo at the beginning was kind of funny).
I was going to make a joke about lumps and their location, but I'll refrain.
The parody - must be a redneck thing (although the guys flouncing in slow-mo at the beginning was kind of funny).
I was going to make a joke about lumps and their location, but I'll refrain.
GKS, gasp! Were you makin' a hint of a preverted remark about lovely Carrie!
Appalling. Why, I'm old enough to be her uncle. Or older boyfriend. But I'm bein' redundant.
Now, *that's* a redneck joke. :-)
Appalling. Why, I'm old enough to be her uncle. Or older boyfriend. But I'm bein' redundant.
Now, *that's* a redneck joke. :-)
JSDTMN: Just spit drink through my nose.
Yep, that's a redneck joke, and a fine one at that.
Carrie's a great singer, though her taste in some things -- especially bein' from the Steer Wrestling Capital of the World -- is a little odd. Claims to be vegan.
Unless that's somethin' Dr. Lobojo can tell me is from a scifi thingamajig, I suspect she doesn't eat good, wholesome cow. A dang ol' prime rib sounds good about now.
Yep, that's a redneck joke, and a fine one at that.
Carrie's a great singer, though her taste in some things -- especially bein' from the Steer Wrestling Capital of the World -- is a little odd. Claims to be vegan.
Unless that's somethin' Dr. Lobojo can tell me is from a scifi thingamajig, I suspect she doesn't eat good, wholesome cow. A dang ol' prime rib sounds good about now.
Oh, and ER, I tried Bass. Didn't care for it much.
FYI, the Professional Bull Riders is plannin' on openin' a bunch of bars, and the first one's in Kansas City. Went there over the weekend while covering the PBR event, and it was fun.
Still, I had to dish out four bucks for a draw in a 16-ounce plastic cup. I guess for those willing to dish out $100 to see a bull-riding, $4 ain't too much to ask for a cold Bud Light. But it's a little pricey for me. We pay $1.50 for the same thing in Maryville, Mo.
FYI, the Professional Bull Riders is plannin' on openin' a bunch of bars, and the first one's in Kansas City. Went there over the weekend while covering the PBR event, and it was fun.
Still, I had to dish out four bucks for a draw in a 16-ounce plastic cup. I guess for those willing to dish out $100 to see a bull-riding, $4 ain't too much to ask for a cold Bud Light. But it's a little pricey for me. We pay $1.50 for the same thing in Maryville, Mo.
Heh. Bass was about the first nondomestic brew I ever had.
And they farm vegetables over in Carrie's (and my) neck of the woods.
But I've been wantin' some brisket for a week, so I am fixin' to buy a pound. Mmmm ... cow meeeeaaaaaaattttt ...
And they farm vegetables over in Carrie's (and my) neck of the woods.
But I've been wantin' some brisket for a week, so I am fixin' to buy a pound. Mmmm ... cow meeeeaaaaaaattttt ...
Never was much for prime rib. It's like very think roast, pertendin' to be a steak. Huh? Pick one.
Unless you take said prime rib and toss it on the grill to sear both sides. But then you got a steak ...
Unless you take said prime rib and toss it on the grill to sear both sides. But then you got a steak ...
Vegans? Didn't General Motors make those several years back?
Careful with that lump in your throat. Could be the mumps and at your age it often goes south for the infection.
By the way, love that name Cletus, it is Greek (interesting huh?) for "illustrious" or "to invoke". Full form is AnaCletus. Why would a Red Neck be named To Invoke?
Careful with that lump in your throat. Could be the mumps and at your age it often goes south for the infection.
By the way, love that name Cletus, it is Greek (interesting huh?) for "illustrious" or "to invoke". Full form is AnaCletus. Why would a Red Neck be named To Invoke?
ER,
I love a good steak. Ribeye. A thick sirloin. When I was really watchin' my money, I could really make the most of a top sirloin.
But a well-prepared prime rib is hard to beat.
Mostly, because prime rib's so dadgum expensive, I do steak. I've shown my wife just how good a skillet steak can be when you sautee onions and prepare the steak with the right spices, then cook it slow.
I'm full, but I'm hungry, if'n ya know what I mean.
I love a good steak. Ribeye. A thick sirloin. When I was really watchin' my money, I could really make the most of a top sirloin.
But a well-prepared prime rib is hard to beat.
Mostly, because prime rib's so dadgum expensive, I do steak. I've shown my wife just how good a skillet steak can be when you sautee onions and prepare the steak with the right spices, then cook it slow.
I'm full, but I'm hungry, if'n ya know what I mean.
That's great! Couldn't stop laughing.
What would they do with her song on adulterous male behavior and it's natural consequences in the form of female revenge?
I'd love to see that one redone!
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What would they do with her song on adulterous male behavior and it's natural consequences in the form of female revenge?
I'd love to see that one redone!
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