Friday, February 22, 2008
Friday follies: Guitars and tallywhacks
OK. So, Oklahoma's labor commissioner (allegedly) got drunk and got caught tryin' to sneak off with a guitar he'd swiped from a country singer at a party after a professional bull ridin' in Oklahoma City.
I ain't makin' it up.
Fer my money, that beats the state district judge who finally got whacked for usin' a "penis pump" to pleasure hisself, at the bench, during court sessions, complete with "whooshing" sound, for years.
I ain't makin' that up either.
Any ol' perv in a position power can find a way to get away with gettin' hisself off in the line of duty. Bubba proved that.
But it takes 'nads of steel to try to steal a man's guitar.
What's the weird news of the week in YOUR locale?
--ER
I ain't makin' it up.
Fer my money, that beats the state district judge who finally got whacked for usin' a "penis pump" to pleasure hisself, at the bench, during court sessions, complete with "whooshing" sound, for years.
I ain't makin' that up either.
Any ol' perv in a position power can find a way to get away with gettin' hisself off in the line of duty. Bubba proved that.
But it takes 'nads of steel to try to steal a man's guitar.
What's the weird news of the week in YOUR locale?
--ER
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Didja turn off the comments on the previous post?? I had another joke to add.
Drlobo said:
When I saw the "babe angel" in the middle of the video, I start singing "When We All Get to Heaven" to myself.
Which reminds me of that old preacher joke. Seems the Baptist pastor held forth a fire and brimstone sermon about the "EVILS of the demon drink - liquor!" He preached fiercely against alcohol and its dangers to humankind and concluded his sermon by suggesting that "we need to take each and every bottle, can and keg of whiskey and beer and throw them ALL into the river."
Then the music leader stood and asked the congregation to join in singing the parting hymn, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Drlobo said:
When I saw the "babe angel" in the middle of the video, I start singing "When We All Get to Heaven" to myself.
Which reminds me of that old preacher joke. Seems the Baptist pastor held forth a fire and brimstone sermon about the "EVILS of the demon drink - liquor!" He preached fiercely against alcohol and its dangers to humankind and concluded his sermon by suggesting that "we need to take each and every bottle, can and keg of whiskey and beer and throw them ALL into the river."
Then the music leader stood and asked the congregation to join in singing the parting hymn, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Weird news?
Probably the cross-dressing judge at http://www.kutv.com/content/news/watercooler/story.aspx?content_id=b450f676-cfc9-4519-9485-8c1df59bd19a
..various knowledgable commentators
suggest the blue eye shadow in his mugshot failed to match his black
woman's cocktail dress (and fishnets), while a less hip commenter inquired 'how is a black woman's cocktail dress different from that of a white woman?' Since the he was Bush appointee, his other odd predilection was likely strict constructionalism....
Probably the cross-dressing judge at http://www.kutv.com/content/news/watercooler/story.aspx?content_id=b450f676-cfc9-4519-9485-8c1df59bd19a
..various knowledgable commentators
suggest the blue eye shadow in his mugshot failed to match his black
woman's cocktail dress (and fishnets), while a less hip commenter inquired 'how is a black woman's cocktail dress different from that of a white woman?' Since the he was Bush appointee, his other odd predilection was likely strict constructionalism....
Yep Dan, he turned off the comments on the last post. I had to do my last statement over on my on blog.
ER, remember the Oklahoma State Senator (a known womanizer) that was killed in a car wreck at an rural intersection when he was hit in the driver's door by a pickup truck traveling at a very high rate of speed? The male driver of the truck was on drugs and drunk and totally naked. The truck driver although not wearing a seat belt, in additon to no clothes, suffered minor injuries.
I think the Senator has a State Park named after him.
ER, remember the Oklahoma State Senator (a known womanizer) that was killed in a car wreck at an rural intersection when he was hit in the driver's door by a pickup truck traveling at a very high rate of speed? The male driver of the truck was on drugs and drunk and totally naked. The truck driver although not wearing a seat belt, in additon to no clothes, suffered minor injuries.
I think the Senator has a State Park named after him.
Oh yes, and then there was the former President of an OKC junior college that was arrested outside of his "girlriends" home in Oakland California, while dressed in his girl friends bra, panties, and wearing cowboy boots.
When approached by the Oakland police, who were called on a domestic violence complaint, he was sitting on the curb and when he was asked what he was doing, he replied something like she threw me out and kept my dress.
When approached by the Oakland police, who were called on a domestic violence complaint, he was sitting on the curb and when he was asked what he was doing, he replied something like she threw me out and kept my dress.
Big news the other day in the daily newspaper here wasn't concerning the zoning violations made by the local university foundation, but that the "D" logo for Deluxe (the checkbook maker) was changing.
Still no news on the zoning meeting, which became rather heated at times.
Still no news on the zoning meeting, which became rather heated at times.
Nothing even comes close to these stories, although I did see the one about the federal judge arrested for drunk driving while practicing transvestism. I even saw the mug shot. . .
May I apologize for being a jerk yesterday, and carrying one when you asked me to stop? I await an answer one way or another, and shall abide by your rules in the future, ER.
May I apologize for being a jerk yesterday, and carrying one when you asked me to stop? I await an answer one way or another, and shall abide by your rules in the future, ER.
Hell GKS, you were no more a jerk yesterday than you normally are, I think ole ER is just having a hard time giving up part of his "old time religion". I may be a sorry old curmudgeon but he's the damnedest mule headed jack ever. No offense intended.
Say ER, and everybody in the OKC range, TONIGHT is the Library Book Sale. 400,000 books, Most hard backs $1, paperbacks 50 cents.
Rare books price really low.
Fairgrounds 5:30
Entrance:
$6.00 membership tonight
Free Saturday and Sunday.
Come on out you all!
Rare books price really low.
Fairgrounds 5:30
Entrance:
$6.00 membership tonight
Free Saturday and Sunday.
Come on out you all!
Man, if I wadn't already facin' the prospect of boxin' up and movin' a couple thousand books, I might.
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream
God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man
Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun
God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream
God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man
Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun
God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man
History books were just falling into peoples baskets. The prices were down this year. So many to chose from, book after book after book....
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