Friday, December 21, 2007
Pick your brand of crazier'n crap
Uno. Highway of Holiness! Interstate 35. JUST FOUR MILES EAST OF ME! You MUST go, scroll down and read the I-35 Prophecies!
Two-o. Second Annual Global Orgasm for Peace. Wow! Only hours away!
Y'all have fun. I gotta get a turkey on the grill a day early. Winds are supposed to be high tomorrow, so I'm moving up the bird cookin' for the company that's comin' -- the whole R side of the ER family, give or take one or two: Big Brudder, Little Big Sister, Big Big Sister, Mister Big Big Sister and the Dallas Ranch Branch.
With Bird and Beau and Dr. ER and all, the house will be fuller than it ever has been!
--ER
Two-o. Second Annual Global Orgasm for Peace. Wow! Only hours away!
Y'all have fun. I gotta get a turkey on the grill a day early. Winds are supposed to be high tomorrow, so I'm moving up the bird cookin' for the company that's comin' -- the whole R side of the ER family, give or take one or two: Big Brudder, Little Big Sister, Big Big Sister, Mister Big Big Sister and the Dallas Ranch Branch.
With Bird and Beau and Dr. ER and all, the house will be fuller than it ever has been!
--ER
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Well, gosh, if it is for peace, how can I say no?
I thought it was funny how they requested that you not make babies while supporting peace.
I thought it was funny how they requested that you not make babies while supporting peace.
Oh, so many NSFW jokes, but I shall refrain, except to say that every day is a peaceful day, then. . .
As the youngest of a family of five, scattered hither and yon across our fair nation, I am only slightly jealous, because I know that, while ideally wonderful, practically, such a gathering would be a source of much stress, weird arguments, and all the crazy dynamics that force older siblings to still see me as if I were but 10, and in need of constant remonstrance (my older sister still acts that way, as if I were not approaching middle age at all, the father of two children, etc., etc.). I do miss Christmas at my parents' house, though, but alas and alack, it shall not happen as long as Lisa has Christmas Eve services in Illinois and my parents live in New York. Have a great time, don't burn the turkey, and Merry Christmas (none of that communistic "Happy Holidays" for me!).
As the youngest of a family of five, scattered hither and yon across our fair nation, I am only slightly jealous, because I know that, while ideally wonderful, practically, such a gathering would be a source of much stress, weird arguments, and all the crazy dynamics that force older siblings to still see me as if I were but 10, and in need of constant remonstrance (my older sister still acts that way, as if I were not approaching middle age at all, the father of two children, etc., etc.). I do miss Christmas at my parents' house, though, but alas and alack, it shall not happen as long as Lisa has Christmas Eve services in Illinois and my parents live in New York. Have a great time, don't burn the turkey, and Merry Christmas (none of that communistic "Happy Holidays" for me!).
BTW, I should probably clarify that when I say the R side of the ER family, I don't mean they're all rednecks. :-)
Seldom noticeed, if ever, probably is that Dr. ER is Dr. Erudite Redhead. So, I mean, *my* side of the family -- not the Redhead side. :-) We're GTT Monday to see the Redhead side -- *her* side.
Pretty confusing. Mebbe Dr. ER should have a hyphenated name:
Dr. E R-R.
But that would be equally as confusing.
Seldom noticeed, if ever, probably is that Dr. ER is Dr. Erudite Redhead. So, I mean, *my* side of the family -- not the Redhead side. :-) We're GTT Monday to see the Redhead side -- *her* side.
Pretty confusing. Mebbe Dr. ER should have a hyphenated name:
Dr. E R-R.
But that would be equally as confusing.
Happy family gathering. Further along you'll wonder why you did so few. Unless you are my family, then you will know.
Hope your turkey comes out crisp and you don't. Greet those who know me for me please.
Hope your turkey comes out crisp and you don't. Greet those who know me for me please.
The family gathering sounds like fun, turkey mishap or no.
(not that orgasms fr peace sounds un-fun)
Am GTT myself, until the new year. First beach fix in three years=woohoo!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
(not that orgasms fr peace sounds un-fun)
Am GTT myself, until the new year. First beach fix in three years=woohoo!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
I-35?
Highway for Holiness?
What the hell?
Did he predict the I-35 bridge collapse in Minniapolis?
He may have a point.
I've driven I-35 between San Antonio and Deluth. I do have to say that I have uttered the name of Jesus more on that road than any other I can remember. Maybe that makes it a holy road.
Highway for Holiness?
What the hell?
Did he predict the I-35 bridge collapse in Minniapolis?
He may have a point.
I've driven I-35 between San Antonio and Deluth. I do have to say that I have uttered the name of Jesus more on that road than any other I can remember. Maybe that makes it a holy road.
Are you sure it's not a spoof site? Under prophacies it says "Satan rules! 666"
Over and over again.
I'm all for talkin' about the wacky fundies, but that seems a little TOO wacky for me.
Over and over again.
I'm all for talkin' about the wacky fundies, but that seems a little TOO wacky for me.
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: 12:10 AM
: 12:10 AM
No spoof, spooky maybe, but not a spoof.
It seems that this Cindy Jacobs is a prophet with books and everything.
Check out the main site:
http://www.generals.org/
You know Canada has looked at I-35 as a potential link to Church Hill on the Hudson Bay and the markets across America and into Mexico. With the ice pack melting Church Hill becomes a viable cross-arctic port and make Eruopean maritime shipping much much shorter that way, not to mention Asian shipping.
Maybe she reads the newspapers.
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It seems that this Cindy Jacobs is a prophet with books and everything.
Check out the main site:
http://www.generals.org/
You know Canada has looked at I-35 as a potential link to Church Hill on the Hudson Bay and the markets across America and into Mexico. With the ice pack melting Church Hill becomes a viable cross-arctic port and make Eruopean maritime shipping much much shorter that way, not to mention Asian shipping.
Maybe she reads the newspapers.
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