Tuesday, December 11, 2007

 

Just for Dan! And others. But mostly Dan!



"An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition. ... A contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says."

"No, it's not ... "


-- "Monty Python"

For Dan, who has the exchange above posted in the header over at his place. And for all my bloggy buddies who live for arguing as others live for air! And for the gainsayers: Learn to argue! :-)

--ER

Comments:
No I won't! And you can't make me. You haven't paid.
 
Yes you will! Can too! Yes I did! :-)
 
Oh, I can argue, ER. I'm just not so inclined. And don't pick on Trixie until you've walked a mile in her black satin pumps and carried her red handbag ... and if you do, please take a photo. That would be something to see!
 
Hubba hubba! ;-)
 
That's right, Mister, and don't you forget it! Hmph! And you better return them to me in good condition! (Why are men always borrowing my things?)
 
Unable to think of appropriately witty comment by way of a thank you.

Or perhaps, not...
 
Says you.
 
Dan, I'll lend you a purse if you want to sock him.
 
Dan carries a "man purse."

LOL. I ONLY said that because 1., I figutred any wingjobs in the vicinity might get a hoot out of it, and, 2., this morning, at the Shell, I was emptying out my Front Right Pants Pocket to use change to buy a cup of coffee, and after depositing a Zippo, bottle of lens refresher, two guitar picks, a dogtag (from a real dog; Bailey's fell off), a box of matches, a pocketknife and some nicotine gum on the counter, was I able to get to the coins, and the entirely-too-chirpy gal behind the counter said, "You need a man purse," which so startled me it made me LOL and set the tone for the day, which turned out not to be so bad, considerin'. :-)

And hey, well, Dan might carry a man purse! Not that there's anything wrong with that. Hee hee. :-)
 
Matches AND a Zippo? Pyromaniac.
 
Matches and a Zippo?
My daddy said never trust a man who ears a belt and suspenders.
Matches and a zippo is close to that catagory.

Man Purse: See: Possibles Bag, a purse for real men.
 
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