Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Actual barnyard humor!
This is supposed to be an oldy-but-a-goody, but I'd never seen it before. Whether it's true or not, it's a hoot! Just for bloggy buddy Karen!
--ER
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all ..."
She thought "I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!"
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000, even though we will not be able to use it ..."
--ER
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all ..."
She thought "I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!"
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000, even though we will not be able to use it ..."
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So long as were are posting non-subjects getting off "subject" first thing out of the stall should be no big thing. So, what the hell is it with all of these out of place fast growing tropical storms? We damn near got waisted Saturday night in OKC with a regenerated typhoon (second time this year) and now there's one popped up just outside of Houston.
Give the redneck liberal a few minutes, he'll manage to blame it on "W"... (c;]
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: 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
Those storms ARE directly caused by Washington, D.C. All that hot air blowing from Congress and the White House ...
Sucktion will do it.
I wonder what will happen when W moves to Crawford full time?
See there was a W cause and effect!
I wonder what will happen when W moves to Crawford full time?
See there was a W cause and effect!
"Actual Barnyard Humor"
I read this and immediately thought of somebody else. Turns out, my pet Goat has "humor" every day of the week.
I read this and immediately thought of somebody else. Turns out, my pet Goat has "humor" every day of the week.
If you all aren't careful with these jokes your gonna pull that low pressure system all the way up here.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause his uh-huh was stuck in the chicken!
Made a seasoned stripper guffaw with that one once. In a former life, I mean.
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'Cause his uh-huh was stuck in the chicken!
Made a seasoned stripper guffaw with that one once. In a former life, I mean.
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