Wednesday, August 22, 2007
A Braum's sack full of frilly brassieres and two pair of glow-in-the-dark Harry Potter glasses
The oddest delivery I've ever made to anyone. Ever.
To Bird!
Hoo hoo~! She forgot and left a whole bunch of her double-barrel slingshots in the dryer when she and YankeeBeau were here last. Finally got 'em back to her on my way back from Tulsa last night.
All day, I kept thinking: "Man, if I get in a wreck, here by myself, and sling these things all over the highway, I'm liable to have some 'splainin' to do."
--ER
To Bird!
Hoo hoo~! She forgot and left a whole bunch of her double-barrel slingshots in the dryer when she and YankeeBeau were here last. Finally got 'em back to her on my way back from Tulsa last night.
All day, I kept thinking: "Man, if I get in a wreck, here by myself, and sling these things all over the highway, I'm liable to have some 'splainin' to do."
--ER
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Aren't you really glad it wasn't the other way around, with glow-in-the dark brassieres and frilly glasses?
Yeh, you would have quite a lot of 'splaining to do. But you're really nice for making the delivery.
Yeh, you would have quite a lot of 'splaining to do. But you're really nice for making the delivery.
A tad insecure there dad, don't cha think? You would have to tie together three of her bras to encompass your burly girth. What were you afraid of? That someone would think you had six......
LOL to Trixie and Drlobojo!
So you're driving safely--it's a good thing. :)
P.S. My son wants to know what phone you took the picture with of yourself at the concert. Specifically, he wants to know the megapixels. :)
So you're driving safely--it's a good thing. :)
P.S. My son wants to know what phone you took the picture with of yourself at the concert. Specifically, he wants to know the megapixels. :)
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: 1:35 PM
Y'all are funny. I meant I was wondering if I'd have to explain that no, I had not pilfered said unmentionables from young ladies unawares! I mean, they WERE in a Braum's sack.
I can see some ol' perv sneakin' through unlocked slidin' doors, rummaging through dressers and bureaus, grabbin' prizes as he goes and stuffin' 'em in his grocery sack!
Not that such has ever crossed my mind.
(Snicker).
I can see some ol' perv sneakin' through unlocked slidin' doors, rummaging through dressers and bureaus, grabbin' prizes as he goes and stuffin' 'em in his grocery sack!
Not that such has ever crossed my mind.
(Snicker).
megapixel - A megapixel (that is, a million pixels) is a unit of image sensing capacity in a digital camera. In general, the more megapixels in a camera, the better the resolution when printing an image in a given size. A digital camera with a 1.3 megapixel resolution will print a good quality 4 x 3 inch print at 300 dpi (dots per inch). If a higher quality is needed or a larger print at the same quality, a camera with a higher megapixel value will be needed.
I looked it up for you--you've got 2 megapixels in your phone camera. Makes for a decent picture. :)
I looked it up for you--you've got 2 megapixels in your phone camera. Makes for a decent picture. :)
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: 7:20 PM
Oh, why, thanks. :-) I knew, more or less, what a megapixel was. I deal with photos at work. I just didn't know what kind of megapixelage my phone ... had ... because it's a ... PHONE! LOL. I took those pix as a lark, to be able to blog 'em. I used a "real" camera in the line of duty yesterday in Tulsa. ... I guess I'll be ready if I ever see a tornado -- and am armed only with ... my ... phone. Aiaiaigh! :)
Damn things get old fast these days! My first digital camera was a Sony with 1.8 megapixals, or was it picas?
Well, when you say you don't speak Megapixel, I didn't know to what extent. ;)
And you're right, Drlobojo, those things age at the speed of light!
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And you're right, Drlobojo, those things age at the speed of light!
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