Rev. Erudite Redneck, B.S., B.S., M.A., M.Div.: The find took a heavy toe on the officers

Saturday, June 16, 2007

The find took a heavy toe on the officers

Stolen Legs Are Recovered.

Puns, please.

--ER

# by Erudite Redneck @ 4:42 PM. CLICK COMMENTS TO GIVE YOUR OPINION>

Comments:

Legs don't just walk off by themselves.

# posted by

Teditor : 4:57 PM

"I promise, officer. I was sitting on the couch smoking a joint, and the legs walked into the house. I've stayed away from 'em ever since."

# posted by

Teditor : 4:58 PM

Gives a different meaning to the "Hokey Pokey."wk

# posted by

Teditor : 4:59 PM

He's got legs.
Don't know how to use 'em.
He always begs.
Now he's 'bout to lose 'em.

# posted by

Teditor : 5:01 PM

Teditor is goin' from bad to worse!

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 5:14 PM

It's not like he kneeded 'em.

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 5:15 PM

What he did was a shin and a shame.

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 5:15 PM

Wonder how he got into such a jam?

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 5:16 PM

I'll bet that when he deputies bustred him, he thought: "Calf rope!"

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 5:17 PM

He can overcome this problem. He'll need to clean up his act and put his best foot forward.

# posted by

Teditor : 5:28 PM

I doubt he can. I hear he's a real heel.

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 6:29 PM

Puts those deputies a couple legs up on the rest of the state, doesn't it? As long as they none of the other departments start pulling those legs, huh?

Thank you, thank. I'll be here all week. Please tip the waitresses and bartenders, they're the only friends I have. They're the only one's who'll talk to me. "What'll you have? Can I take your order?"

Thank you, thank you. Unfortunately, I got a million of 'em.

# posted by

Geoffrey Kruse-Safford : 7:13 PM

Hey, I was going to e-mail that to you, but I couldn't stop laughing at this line near the end:

Cartwight said that the legs are in the custody of the Osage County Sheriff's Department.

Now seriously, does the sheriff's department KNEED those legs more than the victim?

Anyway, looks like you've expanded your reading circle! LOL!

# posted by

Trixie : 12:24 AM

Authorities had been stocking the thief for weeks.

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 8:44 AM

When they found him, they really socked it to him.

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 8:45 AM

It took -- hoo hoo -- real gumshoe detective work!

# posted by

Erudite Redneck : 8:45 AM

Yeah we got a real kick out of it. But I still think they are rather callused for not running those right back to the owner.