Friday, April 13, 2007

 

Fixin' to git! Fixin' to be G.T.T.!

Dr. ER paid handsomely to fly in from Denver yesterday, rather than today, to avoid the monster snowfall forecast for the Denver area.

Didn't happen!

Dang weather anyway.

In the morning, Dr. ER and I, and Bird and YankeeBeau, and another couple, are road-tripping to Texas Motor Speedway for the Samsung 500 on Sunday.

The last forecast I saw for the Fort Worth area for Sunday was 60s and sunny. Here's hopin'!

BTW: If you have an actual used race car tire, specifically a discarded right rear tire from Kevin Harvick's car at Daytona, bought for you by a former Bird boyfriend, in your house, that's one thing.

But if you just noticed the other day that said tire, which has not left the house since you got it for Christmas a few years back, has somehow gotten mud on it, well, then, you might be a redneck.

--ER

Comments:
Mud? I thought I was behind on my housekeeping!
 
Hey! ... I don't know *how* it got on there.
 
How high was that water a few weeks ago?
 
Not *that* high.

Bailey, the weeinie dog who needs a short-yellow doghouse, did sneak past in the chaos that night. Maybe he bounced off the tire and it got the mud off him before he could get it on the carpet.

And if that ain't a redneck blessing, I don't know what is.

If yer retarded weenie dog leaves mud on the NASCAR tire in yer livin' room by bouncin' off it to escape a flood in the backyard threatenin' to get in the house -- then ... I think I just got a good start on a song for BR549.
 
A real redneck would make a swing of that tire.

Holio
 
Now you're sure it was "mud"?

Don't forget to take your ear plug tommarrow.
 
We sent Bird and YankeeBeau to the Wal-Marts for provisions, which specifically included a jug of ear plugs.
 
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