Monday, March 12, 2007
Nationalize Halliburton; Hey, hey, ho, ho Dick Cheney has got to go!
Seize Halliburton! Dismantle it! Sell it off! And string it's un-American corporate carcass up on the corner post of a fence erected on Wall Street for the purpose, with a furled American flag shoved up its ass upside down.
To hell with Halliburton.
Dick Cheney is out of control. Impeach Cheney!
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Dick Cheney, the vice president, on the steps of the U.S. Capitol tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Georgetown with all the other rich people and I want him brought to the Capitol, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want Congress to look him straight in the eye and I want them to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
Seriously, Halliburton has proved it is interested in operating outside the law - not just by its consistent law-breaking, but by moving to a law- and regulation-free area. While I do not agree with seizing Halliburton, I do think that it is only right that any corporation that was initially created in the US, but moves its headquarters overseas be forced to pay an ex-pat exit fee, something along the lines of 25% of the amortized value of its total stock, or if it is privately held, 30% of the average of its gross receipts for the previous five years. Notice I did not say "revenue" but gross receipts. Nothing wrong with this, I do believe, just another cost of doing business.
Halliburton is truely above it all. Profit and Profit only is their mantra.
I wonder will G.W. retire to Texas, Saudi Arabia, or move in with Cheny in Dubia.
I will say, if I were looking for a target that would represent the curse of the Western Ways invading the Arab/Muslem World it would be Dubia. I would say it is a matter of time before it is....well, vaporized.
By the way, Cheney the Dick did move the Corp HQ to Texas from its 40 year home in Duncan, Oklahoma and screwed about 2000 people in the move.
It is a matter of time till the Thugee of the current Administration find themselves on the gallows of their careers or in dugeons of their failures.
Impeachment will be a kindness.
Some will go to prison. The AG, for instance. Cheney will die soon anyway. He is too chicken shit to face the music. Boy will he be susprized when he lands the real high court.
By the way, isn't Michael Jackson's Corporate Office in Dubia as well.
Maybe Anti Mouse would like to move there too. Hotel rooms start at $258 U.S. per night for Motel 6 (double occupancy).
And, my apologies to monkey shit.
And the other monkey shit lines were, well, just as priceless.
Mark, shutup. Sheesh.
Mark, I love the man Dick Cheney, quite frankly because Jesus tells me to -- but for the good of the country he needs to be impeached.
Again, any insults directed at moneky shit were inadvertent, and I apologize. That includes the above comment directed at Mark.
Oh, Mark: KEvron has exhibited more of what it means to be a Jesusian than I've ever seen you do. I mean it. That's why he and I are civil toward one another, I think: I accept him in the love of Jesus; you judge him in the name of your false God: your self and your stupid biases and own understanding.
No prisoners today. Mark you're a noncombatant and this place is your Guatanamo. Watch. Yer. Ass.
Sit back, relax and enjoy. Tain't often we get to see ER overuse the phrase Monkey Shit like that. :-) It was kinda like watchin a 4-year-old throw a fit, only using Monkey Shit and Cheney instead of mean Mommy and Daddy.
Yea and verily, I wax poetic of the shit of the monkey.
Actually I agree with Anon. Considering what we do know is scary, what we don't know is probably worse.
I look forward to the day that we just simply hire Corporations like Blackwater or whom ever to fight our wars for us. Oh wait, that's already here. I wonder what happen when both sides hire Blackwater? Oh yes, that's already happend too (see Swiss History).
Don't look now, but I see your true colors.
EL, why don't you admit that you put the good of this counntry well below what's *really* important to you? The Free Market operating in a Fundamentalist Christian Theocracy. :-)
Dear God, what they doing in your name?