Rev. Erudite Redneck, B.S., B.S., M.A., M.Div.

Now that's funny right there. Specially since I've seen your clean scalp.

(snicker)
 

He Shall Dwell Alone!

Leviticus.....

40: And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

41: And he that hath his hair fallen off from the part of his head toward his face, he is forehead bald: yet is he clean.

42: And if there be in the bald head, or bald forehead, a white reddish sore; it is a leprosy sprung up in his bald head, or his bald forehead.

43: Then the priest shall look upon it: and, behold, if the rising of the sore be white reddish in his bald head, or in his bald forehead, as the leprosy appeareth in the skin of the flesh;

44: He is a leprous man, he is unclean: the priest shall pronounce him utterly unclean; his plague is in his head.

45: And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.

46: All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp shall his habitation be.


Thought I should continue to uphold my crumudgeonal persona.
 

Mrs. Drlobojo says I misspelled crumudgeonal, that it should be curmudgeonal or something like that. I contend that it isn't an actual word in any known language therefore you can't misspell a word that isn't real.
 

So its not a sin to be bald?

But wait, thats the old testament; what does Jesus say about it?
 

Toad, it's a joke, ah say, it's a joke, son.

To answer your question: Nothing, as far as I know.