Wednesday, December 28, 2005

 

The Seven Meme

M. Brandon Robbins tagged me with this meme! Others are tagged at bottom. Y'all all feel free to copy and paste this and insert your own answers in the comments. :-)

(By the way, MBR has started another cool blog, called Lit Nerd Central. Fellow bibliophiles should check it out!)

--ER

The "Seven" Meme

A. Seven things to do before I die
1. Earn a Ph.D in history or American studies.
2. Publish several books.
3. Travel Europe.
4. Learn Choctaw and improve Spanish.
5. Edit a small-town newspaper.
6. Buy and restore a 1969 or 1970 Dodge Charger.
7. Own a cow-calf operation.

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. Type.
2. Read music.
3. Lie convincingly.
4. Fly with ease.
5. Suffer fools gladly.
6. Uh, play a cello (Bird's contribution).
7. Menstruate (Dr. ER's contribution).

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)

1. Their general happiness or contentment.
2. Erudition.
3. Ability to be articulate
4. Tolerance of others.
5. Sense of humor.
6. Politics like mine.
7. Ability to argue, not just rant, politics different than mine.

D. Seven things I say most often
1. Damn it to hell!
2. Well, f-- me a runnin.'
3. F---er! (in traffic)
4. Jesus!
5. ("(My place of employment), this is Erudite Redneck."
6. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ I pray, Amen (muttered several times a day after silent prayers)
7. "(ER) loves (Dr. ER)."

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. C.S. Lewis.
2. History of the American West.
3. History of Oklahoma.
4. Native American history.
5. The Reformation/history of early-modern Europe.
6. The Bible.
7. Various historiographies.

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. "Casablanca."
2. "Red Dawn."
3. "The Apostle."
4. "Hud."
5. "Twister."
6. "Next of Kin."
7. "Raising Arizona."

G. Seven people I want to join in, too.
1. Trixie!
2. Tech!
3. Miss Cellania!
4. Bitch, Ph.D. (who hates memes, a rare flaw in her character!)
5. Teditor!
6. Still Life!
7. Russian Violets!

Comments:
A. Seven things to do before I die
1. Get married
2. Raise children
3. Learn to rope
4. Fly a plane
5. Write a book
6. Be my own boss
7. Share my love for God with others

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. Hold my tongue
2. Read music (I'm stealing that)
3. Like my former sports editor
4. Spell wierd
5. Play pro football
6. Play the piano
7. Menstruate (I'm stealing that one, too)

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)
1. Blondes
2. Brunettes
3. Redheads
4. Dyed blondes
5. Dyed brunettes
6. Dyed redheads
7. Boobies :-)

D. Seven things I say most often
1. These people are idiots
2. These people are effing idiots
3. Hi, this is Teditor
4. Please, Mr. Potential Employer, return my e-mail. :-)
5. Lord, grant me patience
6. I love you, to the love of my life
7. God, bless me

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. Tuesdays with Morrie
2. Rodeo media guide
3. AP stylebook (yes, I'm that anal)
4. The Bible
5. Rodeo books
6. More rodeo books
7. Even more rodeo books

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. "Animal House"
2. "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
3. "The Jerk"
4. "Lethal Weapon" (all of 'em)
5. "8 Seconds"
6. "Fletch"
7. "Shawshank Redemption"
 
Oh my.... B7 slays me. OK, I'll join in.

A. Seven things to do before I die
1. Find the purpose of my life.
2. Find the geographical place that means "Home" to me.
3. Find a small acreage with the house and barn I dream of.
4. Find the man who would love, cherish and adore me as much as I do him.
5. Form a lasting relationship with #4.
6. Rejoin the ranks of the gainfully employed.
7. Travel lots.

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. Stay awake if I hear football.
2. Play cards.
3. Lie convincingly.
4. Shuffle cards.
5. Suffer fools gladly.
6. Whistle.
7. Menstruate (just going with the flow here...)

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)
1. Intelligence.
2. Desire to continue learning.
3. Spirituality.
4. Easy conversation.
5. Sense of humor.
6. Able to put aside arguments.
7. Strong, healthy pink lungs (nonsmoker.

D. Seven things I say most often
1. I'm taking care of it, don't worry.
2. Hi! How are you doing today?
3. Father God, help me.
4. S--t!
5. Hi, this is (---), I'm calling to ask about (---).
6. Oh my.
7. I can't believe it.

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. Billie Letts' books.
2. History of housekeeping.
3. History of Oklahoma.
4. Historic homes.
5. Garrison Keilor.
6. The Bible.
7. Books about prayer.

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. "Fried Green Tomatoes."
2. "Laughing Gravy" (Laurel & Hardy).
3. "It's a Wonderful Life."
4. "Meet John Doe."
5. "Sleepless in Seattle."
6. "Ma and Pa Kettle" (any of them).
7. "You've Got Mail."

G. Seven people I want to join in, too.
1. Frenzied Feline.
2. Jeannie Diane.
3. J.T.
4. Nikki.
5. Miranda.
6. Soupy.
7. Viking.
 
A. Seven things to do before I die
1. See my kids finish school
2. Visit India
3. Take my daughters to see China
4. Keep company with a nice man
5. Retire
6. Refinish that clawfoot tub on the porch
7. Learn HTML

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. Get pregnant
2. Kiss my elbow
3. Pee standing up
4. Lift the clawfoot tub
5. Get a date
6. Time Travel
7. Stay off the internet an entire day

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)
1. Kindness
2. Open-mindedness
3. Unselfishness
4. Left wing Christianity
5. Sense of humor
6. Optimism
7. Adventurousness

D. Seven things I say most often
1. Get OUT of BED!
2. Get In BED!
3. Get IN the CAR!
4. “(my station) request line”
5. Thank you God, for a another day.
6. Thank you, God, for the sleep.
7. Have you finished your homework?

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. Biographies
2. Humor
3. Asian studies
4. Obscure history
5. Bible/biblical reference
6. How To
7. (very seldom) trashy romance

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. Casablanca
2. Its a Wonderful Life
3. Star Wars (all of them)
4. Pirates of the Carribean
5. The Lion King
6. Steel Magnolias
7. Apocolypse Now
 
Hey ER, Look what Madmustard taught me to do!

christmas day

I can put links in comments now!
 
(I'm here via Still Life's place.) I saw your comment about cows - I was a CowParade artist when it was in Harrisburg, PA, in 2004. Since then, I have found myself the recipient of cow gifts and memorbilia ever since - I just got a new Roller Cowster for Xmas!
 
I'm going to do my seven over at 51313 Harbor Street today.
 
Two important things:

1) I've served as a copy editor so long, having the desire to actually read something other than copy doesn't come easily. So that's why my books are such.

2) Trixie going with the flow. Now that's funny right there. Some might be inclined to go further into that, but they might draw back ...

I can't. For the sake of others, I won't. :-)
 
Welcome fellow cowlover, dddragon!

Yay, Tech!

Does EVERYBODY know how to put links in comments but me?!?
 
Hey, ER, I'd love to play, but I already did this one. Hee hee...
 
:-( ... That's what I get for being less than constant in my perusal of RV's place!

:-)
 
ER-- links are like so. You just have to put the pointy angle brackets around this information:

(open angle)a href="http://trixieshome.blogspot.com/"(close angle) WHAT YOU WANT YOUR LINK TO SAY (open angle)/a(close angle).

That will get you THIS when it's done correctly:
Trixie's Home
 
Oh, BTW, dddragon, Oklahoma City did a similar parade -- with buffalo (bison)! They're still all over town. Way cool.
 
Oh yes. "Steel Magnolias" and "Fried Green Tomatoes."

I loves me some strong-ass Southern chicks!
 
FINE. I'll do your stupid meme. I'll post the damn thing tomorrow.
 
I've been away, but I want to play.

A. Seven things to do before I die
1. Start my own engineering firm.
2. Earn a second MS (PhD?), this one in electrical engineering.
3. Earn a law degree.
4. Make money two years running from a row crop operation.
5. Completely restore my old '78 F-150.
6. Harvest a top ten B & C whitetail.
7. While duck hunting, bag a triple.

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. Understand women - specificly my wife.
2. Embrace socialism.
3. Run a 4-minute mile (my best: 4:17).
4. Weld.
5. Stand to be in a large social gathering.
6. Talk my wife into a third child (so far, anyway).
7. Miss with my ole .270.

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)
1. Mrs. Rem - Just about everything (although it was her good looks and strong Southern accent that first hooked me).
2. Rem Jr. and his little bro - I don't know what it is, but they've got me hooked, too.
3. A sense of humor.
4. The abililty to intelligently argue a point.
5. Blue & Orange.
6. An interest in wood working.
7. A winning smile (women only need apply).

D. Seven things I say most often
1. No. (One wife, two kids, three dogs - do the math)
2. Hey! (Usually directed at Rem Jr., meaning to "cut it out")
3. I love you. (to Mrs. Rem and brood)
4. Dang-it!
5. Amen.
6. OK.
7. You're killing me.

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. The Deryni series by Katherine Kurtz.
2. Watership Down.
3. The original Dragonlance series.
4. Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan books.
5. The Count of Monte Cristo.
6. WWII history - the European theatre in particular.
7. The Bible.

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. "The Shawshank Redemption."
2. "Rocky."
3. "Rocky IV."
4. "Star Wars ep IV: A New Hope."
5. "The Lords of Discipline."
6. "The Prince of Tides."
7. "Patton."
 
The "Seven" Meme

A. Seven things to do before I die
1. Become a mentor for someone
2. Speak Italian and Portuguese
3. Design a clothing collection for the disabled
4. Research my family history
5. Open a vintage homeware store
6. Meet my blogger friends
7. Purchase and design my ideal apartment

B. Seven things I cannot do
1. read a romance novel.
2. sleep in long nightgowns.
3. eat foods with raisins.
4. touch ice or frosted glasses.
5. walk, run, skip, stand
6. go against my ethics
7. deal with incompetence.

C. Seven things that attract me to (...)
(any given person)
1. Doers
2. Wit
3. Creativity
4. Strong but not overbearing
5. A good laugh
6. Those that are comfortable in their skin
7. Those that have an opinion on things

D. Seven things I say most often
1. Omigosh
2. Could I have more coffee please?
3. Hey Mamacita! (when greeting girlfriends)
4. Before my accident...
5. Can you imagine!
6. I love you / I love you too
7. Did I ever tell you about the time...?

E. Seven books (or series or genres or topics) that I love
1. Deception - Philip Roth
2. Anything about Frida Kahlo
3. Anything by Kurt Vonnegut
4. Blenko and Viking Glass
5. Anything about Diana Vreeland
6. Midcentury Furniture and Designers
7. Range of Poets

F. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
2. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Original Version)
3. Breakfast at Tiffanys
4. Imitation of Life (both versions)
5. Jesus Christ Superstar
6. Once Were Warriors
7. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Original Version)
 
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