Sunday, September 18, 2005
Meet Ice-T (Sweet Tea, Catmeat)
Here I am, a surly, surly kitty, for I was born to a right-wing family! Ehh! See the scowl? See how my body language betrays the insolence with which I greet being positioned by ER's pic of two famous Dems from his home county? Ehh! Ehh! I had not yet been converted. (See previous post for Ice-T's introduction.)
It only took a minute to see the light. Ehh! Here, I look admiringly at the picture, which shows the graves of Mr. and Mrs. E.W. Floyd at Akins, Okla. E.W. was sheriff of Sequoyah County for years and years, until 1970 or so. He was a brother of Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd, who is still regarded as something of a hillbilly hero of the common man -- and the common cat -- in rural eastern Oklahoma. Ehh!
Here, I look adoringly at ER, my chief of staff.
It only took a minute to see the light. Ehh! Here, I look admiringly at the picture, which shows the graves of Mr. and Mrs. E.W. Floyd at Akins, Okla. E.W. was sheriff of Sequoyah County for years and years, until 1970 or so. He was a brother of Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd, who is still regarded as something of a hillbilly hero of the common man -- and the common cat -- in rural eastern Oklahoma. Ehh!
Here, I look adoringly at ER, my chief of staff.
Howdy, y'all!
What was that? Ehh! Ehh!
Yep, I was an urban street cat with urban street cred until I adopted the ER household. This is me posin' next to a mandolin that ER plans to learn to play someday. (It was ER who taught me drop me to drop my G's, too.)
Ehh! Ehh!
:-)
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That fourth photo CRACKS ME UP! It looks like you finally found that hidden button that makes Ice-T's eyes pop out. Ehh! Ehhh!! Funny, funny stuff.
My favorite cat that I've owned was also a black cat--named Charcoal. I will have to post some pics of him when I unpack them, assuming I find them. (!)
Meow.
Meow.
# posted by 
: 1:35 AM
: 1:35 AM
Ya' know, he might not be so surly if you got him out of that girly-colored collar. ;)
# posted by : 1:38 AM
: 1:38 AM
Frames for pictures: Put the frames onto the pictures before you download them to the blog. Depending on you computer, you will have a paint program, or a photoshop program, or you can use your power point to creat a frame for the photos. Same them is a specail "frame" file and use them on the blog.
The reason the cat's eyes are bugged out is that it is choking on the sissy collar.
The reason the cat's eyes are bugged out is that it is choking on the sissy collar.
# posted by : 7:21 AM
: 7:21 AM
OK it is early. That sentence should have read: Save them in a special "frame" file and use them on the blog.
# posted by : 7:23 AM
: 7:23 AM
Ehh! Ehh! ER told me this collar was the feline version of a Mo Betta western shirt! Ehh! Besides, I am so confident in my feline sexual orientation that I am not threatened by "sissy"-colored acatrement! Ehh!
# posted by : 7:45 AM
: 7:45 AM
Confident in your feline sexuality?Ice-T, have these people told you what's in store for your gonads in the next month or so? You might want to reconsider the collar thing. Make them trade it in on a wide black one with silver studs, sort of "biker like" you know. Even better if it says Harley Davidson on it. Or you can do what my cats do, simply take the dang thing off the same day as they put it on, and then lose it.
# posted by : 9:14 AM
: 9:14 AM
Gonads? What are these gonads of which you speak? Ehh!
No, I have complete faith and trust in the ERs. They have given me free rein in the house, except for their bedroom.
My potty has a roof, an air filtering system, a door and a porte cochere and circle driveway. Ehh! Ehh! I am livin' large in the ER household. The ERS would NEVER do anything to clip my wings.
Hey, what are these little things in my lower belly? ... and what are gonads, anyway? Hmmm. Ehh!
No, I have complete faith and trust in the ERs. They have given me free rein in the house, except for their bedroom.
My potty has a roof, an air filtering system, a door and a porte cochere and circle driveway. Ehh! Ehh! I am livin' large in the ER household. The ERS would NEVER do anything to clip my wings.
Hey, what are these little things in my lower belly? ... and what are gonads, anyway? Hmmm. Ehh!
# posted by : 10:42 AM
: 10:42 AM
Ehh! Hey, check out the babes! Ehh! Ehh! A Frenzied Feline AND Clancy the Culture Cat! Ehh! Ehh!
"How YOU doin'?" (said in best Joey Tribiani voice).
"How YOU doin'?" (said in best Joey Tribiani voice).
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
Clancy, neither Ice-T nor I'd ever even HEARD of Logan's!
Their Web site splains why: 118 locations and not a single dadgum one in Oklahoma!
I am shock -- shocked!
--ER
Their Web site splains why: 118 locations and not a single dadgum one in Oklahoma!
I am shock -- shocked!
--ER
Well, shut mah mouf. What a hoot: Charles Ezekiel "Purdy Fella" Floyd. And every exclamation pouint is followed by "Fry mah hide!'
But see, the deal is, Ice-T, like his chief of staff, is an erudite redneck, not jus' a plain' ol' vamilla redneck. ;-)
--ER
But see, the deal is, Ice-T, like his chief of staff, is an erudite redneck, not jus' a plain' ol' vamilla redneck. ;-)
--ER
Fine, Ice-T. Keep the collar, but when you get beat up by the other kitties on the bus, remember to thank ER for that collar.
# posted by : 11:42 PM
: 11:42 PM
ER, your Blog is America in a microcosm. Serious "Press" type subjects get you 2 or 3 or 5 comments. Religion will get you 10 or so. But put up a few pictures of your danged bug eyed cat (with the girlyman collar) and you get comments galore
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
ER, I'm smitten w/ your kitten! And that he's got flying squirrel skills makes him all the better! Enjoy (but watch your ankles).
Hope the pups aren't too non-plussed. =)
Hope the pups aren't too non-plussed. =)
# posted by : 1:05 AM
: 1:05 AM
Ice-T is one handsome hunk of cat >^..^< and I had to laugh at the big eyes -- it is what my son calls "That 60 cent head... quarter sized eyes on a dime sized head"
My Mr. Zenith often has that same look.
He's a beauty -- NO WONDER he stole the show at Starbucks -- even at the drive-thru :)
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My Mr. Zenith often has that same look.
He's a beauty -- NO WONDER he stole the show at Starbucks -- even at the drive-thru :)
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