Friday, July 15, 2005

 

Neigh means neigh!

But fer a few pounds of oats and a bucket-size whiskey-sour or two, this man might be walkin' the earth today. He apparently didn't know woo from Shinola.

--ER


By Jennifer Sullivan
Seattle Times staff reporter

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Read all about it if you dare.

Comments:
OMG OMG OMG!!! BURN MY EYEBALLS!

And now, E.R., just HOW did you come across this story??
 
Refresh and see the new headline!
 
Oh, how'd I come across it? This whipped through the newsroom so fast I dang near missed it!
 
Dr. ER pointes out that the punny headline would be better thus: "Neigh means nay!" Smart gal, Dr. ER is.
 
Beastiality is not a crime in Washington State?
That explains a lot...
 
No offense intended to all of the clean living, righteous people of Washington State...
 
Tug, I think the story said bestiality is not illegal in 17 states!
 
That reminds me of a similar story that made the pages of the Wichita Eagle-Beacon several years ago. A man had sex with a horse in the Wichita area in this case also, but in this case, the horse died! True story.
 
Still explains a lot, no offense to the clean living, righteous people in those states, whichever states those may be...
 
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