Friday, July 22, 2005
I AM a half-breed
Culturecat, commenter over at B's place, sent this link to me personal. Said he thought of me when he saw it. I'll swan, I am a mite flattered.
Of COURSE, I'm half redneck -- and half erudite.
Much obliged, 'Cat!
--ER
Of COURSE, I'm half redneck -- and half erudite.
Much obliged, 'Cat!
--ER
You Are 50% Redneck |
 You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! |
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(Hangs head in shame for false assumption). Culturecat, if yer still hangin' around, apologies, ma'am, for assumin' you were a hairy-legged boy.
That quiz is fun but limited. I mean, I WOULD park one our vehicles in the yard if I didn't have a driveway big enough for two of 'em, and a low-traffic curb out front for Bird's.
That quiz is fun but limited. I mean, I WOULD park one our vehicles in the yard if I didn't have a driveway big enough for two of 'em, and a low-traffic curb out front for Bird's.
Somehow it must know I'm from Oklahoma: You are 5% redneck although it does have a serious indictment. "All yankee?" That's a serious charge:
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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: 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
Mine came back 35% ..said I'm just fakin' being redneck. Probably only that much redneck cause I actually do know a girl who has been on Jerry Springer.
Agreed re. limitations of quiz. I'd park mine on the lawn, if I had one. But as it is I have neither lawn nor driveway, so it sits on the street.
Mine came back 45% redneck.
As I sit down for an evening of Totino's pizza and beer, with the occaisional ciggarette in the recliner out on the porch of my palacial 30 year old doublewide, I think that this redneck test may be a little bit flawed...
As I sit down for an evening of Totino's pizza and beer, with the occaisional ciggarette in the recliner out on the porch of my palacial 30 year old doublewide, I think that this redneck test may be a little bit flawed...
Well, s---, Tug. If you was havin' cornbread and sweet tea, that'd put you over the halfway point, at least.
Oh, Bitch gets a coveted Redneck point for NOT givin' me shit over the un-PC "half-breed" in the headline. :-) I did it a-purpose! Bw-ahaha.
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