Rev. Erudite Redneck, B.S., B.S., M.A., M.Div.

I was Mother "freakin" Teresa. Please tell me I ain't Catholic. :-)
 

I was also "Easy Rider." Hmmm, what the heck does that say about me?

Don't answer that, ER.
 

I came out as Albert Einstein (if only I were that smart) and Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (if only I were so prepares to fight for my ideals).
 

I don't like that quiz...it says I am Hitler...I am going to go back and see what classic movie I am.
 

OK I am Sunset Boulevard...I don't know if that's good or bad.
 

Dang ER,

I can't keep up with ya. You are a man on a blog mission. Good stuff though. Thought about weighing in on the Christianphobe, but not now.

And Mark,
Your Hitler and General Grievance. I hope I never meet you in a dark alley. =)
 

Nick, you and are tins. I, too, am Sunset Boulevard. "We're so vain ... we probably thought this blog was about us ... "

Pecheur, don't let the passin' of a post keep you from commentin' on it! They stay up for EVER, ya know!
 

I am going to retake that quiz but this time i will answer more questions to narrow it down a little more....I don't want to be Hitler.
 

Ok, I took the quiz again with more questions this time, and now it says I am Bill Clinton. I am going home. I have been insulted twice now.
 

Hoot!
 

We should talk.
 

Nick, bud, you're asking for it.

I know the quiz asked nothing about politics or morality, and you know it. I know that Hitler was a genius, an evil genius, but a genius nonetheless, and you know it. And I know your propensity to stir things up is as strong and reliable as my own.

But you're askin' for it. Now, don't run off if it gets hot in here. :-)
 

Mostly unattractive tail WISHED Bill Clinton was after her(s). Paula Jones had to go get her nose redone in an effort to convince the public (on the right's dime) that "the man" could possibly have been after her. She kept at it. She lost. No one was convinced. Because, he never touched her. And then her husband left her, too. Mostly unattractive tail remains, mostly unattractive.

Please reconcile this: The Clintons are still married (and you aren't to judge THAT relationship, either, since what God joined together, let no man put assunder). But Newt Gingrich is on his third wife. He gets nervouse at the smell of cancer. Now, which is worse? An "addiction" to sex or an "addiction" to marriage?
 

People have different takes on Bubba. Having grown up, as he did, an at-times wayward Southern Baptist in a rural part of a rural state, he speaks to me in a way that is hard to explain. "A good deal of his causes are rooted in self-aggrandizement.," Mine, too. Not money -- just like him. But a certain level of fame, if not notoriety. And I've always believed the worst thing to happen to politics in this country was its sanitization. Somebody, maybe LBJ, said something like, "If you can't drink their whiskey, smoke their cigars and (expletive) their women, and still vote against 'em, you don't belong in Congress." The other thing is this: I'm pretty sure that just about every Christian kid I know in high school had the same ideas about oral sex as Clinton did: It wasn't sex; it was what you did to keep from HAVING sex -- and that, right or wrong, seems to be a byproduct of abstinence programs these days. Of course, we didn't need a formal abstinence pledge to keep us going all but all the way. We got preached at about sex -- real sex, and babies and such -- pretty regular. So, I will always have a soft spot for poor ol' Bill, lettin' his personal lifeways and hangups get whipped around by a hypocritical morals-drunk right wing and a feckless press.
 

I'm with ya, ER, on Clinton. Consenting adults, and all that ;)

You'll be thrilled to find out that my quiz test result was Saddam Hussein.
 

Holy Shiite! That wound make you, what? A Femiite? Or as Femunni? A Faathist! I get 'em all mixed up.
 

If memory serves, the explanation basically said that people shouldn't cross me.

You have been warned.
 

Ha! Pbtth! ;-)