Thursday, February 10, 2005
Texans and testicles (dos chistes)
Funny Numero Uno:
Dr. ER brought me a T-shirt from San Antonio that is just PERFECT for any armchair historian of Texas and the Southwest:
It's got a old black-and-white pitcher of a bunch of well-armed lawmen. It says: "Texas Rangers. Fighting terrorism since 1835." Hooah! (Click the link above for a compact history of the Texas Rangers.)
Funny Numero Two-o:
A 3-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
:-)
--ER
Dr. ER brought me a T-shirt from San Antonio that is just PERFECT for any armchair historian of Texas and the Southwest:
It's got a old black-and-white pitcher of a bunch of well-armed lawmen. It says: "Texas Rangers. Fighting terrorism since 1835." Hooah! (Click the link above for a compact history of the Texas Rangers.)
Funny Numero Two-o:
A 3-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
:-)
--ER
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*Snicker* I am supposing you heard about the woman in London who performed a ... well, uh, ... groinal lobotomy? http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/211499_ripoff10ww.html
OK, that deserves full posting. (First, I just finished a book that mentioned two knights in a medieval trial by combat that was finally decided when one of 'em reached up under the other one's armor and tore off his (bleeps) and handed them to him!)
REUTERS
LONDON -- A British woman was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail today for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
REUTERS
LONDON -- A British woman was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail today for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
That took some balls, now.
I thought the true history of the Texas Rangers starred Chuck Norris.
Or at least had Willie Nelson in the video.
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I thought the true history of the Texas Rangers starred Chuck Norris.
Or at least had Willie Nelson in the video.
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